Behind the scenes Nikkah n updates :D

Note from my diary for 28th December 2013:
the day jis din i become Mrs Maria Umer from Maria Malik 
sbsy phly wht happened at parlour:
for the first time in tht parlour's history Dulhan sahiba ny pori awam ko nacha rkha tha  i done half of my eye make up, full of my contouring and most of my hair do myself  beautician bajii was pissed off jiska badla unhon ny myra hairdo set krty hue sir main ballpin chuba chuba kr nikala 
i asked for a specific look and she done another one...mje ankhein band kr k bitha dia..and jb mainy ankhain khol kr sheesha dekha tou i was looking like some intehai makkar qism ki 40 sala pakki anty  mainy bus unko dekha n said ab aap side per hojaen..seedhi hue eye kit uthae n strt...thn same with rest... 
she kept on sayin k agr khud krna ata tha tou yahn q aen n i said mje nhe pta tha aap mjsy b ganda krengi hahahahha 
usi time mera nail paint hua tha jo make up set krny k chakkar main mainy cheek per lga lia  n bharam se beautician behn ji ko bola k isy saaf kr k base set krdo  uska bus chalta tou mje bahar nikal deten  n is doraan unki adhi clients hans rhe thein ek do mou bna rhe thein n baki bur bura rhe thein k bht besharam dulhan hai 
but in end it al turned good 
thn at hall, dulhan sahiba ny bethy bethy adhy khandaan ko call kr k dant dala k kahn hain sb k sb was so tensed k wo log agae tou main kia khud ja kr receive krongi? duh!
bol bol kr neri nath ny meri lipstick phela di jo mainy dressing room main sahi ki  n in end nath ko thora tilt krdia k hont se lagay he naa 
thn dressing room main he again hair style bnaya gya jo k hair spray k bjae hall k pani se set hua tha 
aray haan i forgot to tell the most important blunder 
since m prone to cold n chills, so mainy idiot bak kr churridar k nechy thermal pehn kr oper churridar charhaya n thn suit k nechy b sweeter pehn lia  jo k bar bar bethny main tummy per truck ka tyre ban kr charh jata n it looked like i had gained 6-7 kg in just a day  weirdness at its peak 
n finally comes the signing part:
to ur surprise * n to mine as well* i was hell nervous n confuse k sign krty hue my hands were shivering balky n was unable to hold pen  or mainy pehla sign Dulha ki jaga krdia  hahahhahaha   
2 bar main meri awaz sirf baraber main jhuky hue wakeel tk gae n teesri main mummy *saasu mom* k israr per bht mushkil se zor se bola qabool hai 
oper se kuch relatives ghoonghat *jo susrali dupatta daal kr usi time nikala gya tha* utha kr mou per flash mar k pics lay rhe thein n flash on kr k ankhoon per mar mar k video bna rhe the  tht was irritating 
n thn masjid se SJ *my husband* n mard hazrat ae n direct dressing room main entry hue SJ ki lol...bus main SJ n photographer for couple shot   
Ya Allah thts censor  her ghair ikhlaqi pose us photographer ny banwaya *tht too turned up good in photos :D * or ye dant dant kr k apko q sharam aa rhe apka nikkah hogya hai  *ab unhen kon boly k Nikkah hua hai Nikka nhe ho gya jo sharam khatm hue zmana hojae -_- *
phew...
thn we walkd to stage wahn rasm n stage per aa aa kr sbky dash dash comments n main pora time nervous or SJ full charge :D 
ring pehnaty hue screw ki trha ghuma ghuma k ring dali :D n bookeh lety hue *i was still nervous -_- *
khana laga tou he served me :D :D tht was sweet actually ;) n serious ho kr myry uncle se kehty hain k main soch rha tha k dressing room main bitha kr khila deta hun is se nath ki waja se khaya nhe jaega RIP sharam o haya :D 
end main jaty time SJ n his family strted forcing on ruksati.. :D :D :D
tht was scary :D myry hath pakr kr stage per mje khench rhe k ghar chalo n unki family mom dad k pechy :D
n trust me i was so tense :D :D
anyways
wo log gae n meri bolti strt :D
thn ab tk whenever he came to meet me hm tameez se he bethy hain n ikhlaaqi baatein he ki hain :D bus... mje sharam ajati hai n i miss all typical larkian than :D :D 
khaiiirrrr....
Update is...
ruksati jo k November main decide hue the due to my bro's unavailability wo kbhi b kisi b din achanak ho skti hai :D :D :D
Ruksati ka matter is a hot cake :D dekhty hain kia hota hai :D
Alhamdulillah SJ is very nice...n the best thing i found out is:
he is exactly like the one i used to idealize....Alhamdullilah!!
that made me realize the goodness in Allah's decisions n rightness in our parent's choice..
Allah ka shukar hai...its all settled...
May Allah SWT keep us all embraced with His endless love and blessings forever..ameen..