*NEXT*
Channel 2: Ramp walk of some anorexic zero size models showcasing clothing at a brand launch like a suit on a hanger
*NEXT*
Channel 3: BBC food broadcasting 'Hairy Dieters'
*NEXT*
Channel 4: Broadcasting old episodes of Jackie Warner's former Bravo hit show "Work Out,"
*NEXT*
Channel 6: Zubaida appa and Agha sahab telling home remedies to cure obesity
*SWITCHED OFF*
uuurrrghhh...
i was thinking about this current trend *well not so current* of anti-curves zero size haul that is getting viral...
i had read a lot on nutrition, balanced diet and the body types...and for me being healthy is beauty...
But...considering the current frame of mind of our youth *and some so called modern aunties* beauty means bones :P *can relate this to one of my personal experience lol*
so...
i am contributing my voice against it :D *kinda protest* and i want the world to know the benefits of being fat (Y)
~ You don't waste time or money at the gym
~ You ride lavishly every single time.the front seat is always yours, no questions asked, making a more comfortable ride for everyone :D also, people are less like to sit next to you on public transport...hence making ur travelling comfortable :P
~ Eat whatever you want :P *ur already fat what more u can get lol*
~ Eat whenever you want *since ur fat n timings r not a considerate thing for u :P *
~ You can wear hilarious apparel :D or any apparel u wear cab be hilarious :D
~ You stay warm throughout winter :D Hail to those extra layers around you :P we pity our skinny folks who get cold very easily because they lack natural insulation :D
~ Be your own bodyguard (Y) one of the most convincing things about being fat is having some substance.... we're not gonna blow away when anyone punches us on the arm it doesn’t hurt :D moreover we're harder to kidnap :P
~ Big people are more huggable...teddy hugs r love <3 we're human pillow!! we get lots of people want to hug us, and we're always up for a good snuggling!! LOL
~ If there's any remaining food at the table, people will ALWAYS offer it to you :D isn't it awesome? :D
~ In my opinion and contrary to popular belief clothing look better with curves stretching them out ;) <3 *my self obsession lol*
~ All those studies that show we’re less likely to die from chronic illnesses, infections, invasive procedures etc are greatly appreciated :P plus we have no fear to die due to starving :P this make life risks negative :P
~ We make excellent life drawing subjects and a substancial matter for art and entertainment :D a social service for making people happy ;)
~ Extra cushioning (Y) cats and children both like sitting on us cause we're soft ;)
~ More body for tatto...n for body arts :P
~ Not only we take up more physical space but more metaphorical space as well :D easy to notice...dominating trait of catching eyes :D ..after al size matters ;)
~ Fat is fun to play with hahahahha :D try to slap ur own thighs for creating badass music :P
~ Ur back doesn’t get sore when bike riding coz u have ur own inbuilt cushioned seat. WHEEEEE!
~ We’re so lucky ladies :D coz fat people don’t get wrinkles ^_^ we flesh ‘em out!
~ Plus point for shopaholics as no size fits :D this saves money..also coz you have to try on everything you like the look of in a clothes shop to make sure it fits :D it’s an excuse to spend hours shopping :D
~ We carry a personal portable table with us :D while sitting we can use the space between belly and thigh like an extra hand LOL items u tuck there stay put and u just have to remove them before u stand up (Y) bio-furniture i guess :D
~ We're blessed with the protection of FILTER :) thanks to our body fat for which we never attarcts the ones who would just care about a person's body and face as an instrument for satisfaction and would never be interested in going beyond and considering other type of values But being fat has attracted the right people :) and has kept the shallow ones away :P
~ Another one...our laughs are incomparable :) thy r thick, warm and genuine :) *smile*
~ We're much more resilient than our thinner mates (Y) thy can’t take it man while we do for real!!
~ And yes i love how easy we float in the pool :D
so be a proud FATSO and have confidence in urself not in ur looks ;)
and i'll summerize this all in one line;
P.S:
plus points mentioned above are not fictitious :P any resemblance to living or dead should be considered as support not a co-incidence :D
i am contributing my voice against it :D *kinda protest* and i want the world to know the benefits of being fat (Y)
~ You don't waste time or money at the gym
~ You ride lavishly every single time.the front seat is always yours, no questions asked, making a more comfortable ride for everyone :D also, people are less like to sit next to you on public transport...hence making ur travelling comfortable :P
~ Eat whatever you want :P *ur already fat what more u can get lol*
~ Eat whenever you want *since ur fat n timings r not a considerate thing for u :P *
~ You can wear hilarious apparel :D or any apparel u wear cab be hilarious :D
~ You stay warm throughout winter :D Hail to those extra layers around you :P we pity our skinny folks who get cold very easily because they lack natural insulation :D
~ Be your own bodyguard (Y) one of the most convincing things about being fat is having some substance.... we're not gonna blow away when anyone punches us on the arm it doesn’t hurt :D moreover we're harder to kidnap :P
~ Big people are more huggable...teddy hugs r love <3 we're human pillow!! we get lots of people want to hug us, and we're always up for a good snuggling!! LOL
~ If there's any remaining food at the table, people will ALWAYS offer it to you :D isn't it awesome? :D
~ In my opinion and contrary to popular belief clothing look better with curves stretching them out ;) <3 *my self obsession lol*
~ All those studies that show we’re less likely to die from chronic illnesses, infections, invasive procedures etc are greatly appreciated :P plus we have no fear to die due to starving :P this make life risks negative :P
~ We make excellent life drawing subjects and a substancial matter for art and entertainment :D a social service for making people happy ;)
~ Extra cushioning (Y) cats and children both like sitting on us cause we're soft ;)
~ More body for tatto...n for body arts :P
~ Not only we take up more physical space but more metaphorical space as well :D easy to notice...dominating trait of catching eyes :D ..after al size matters ;)
~ Fat is fun to play with hahahahha :D try to slap ur own thighs for creating badass music :P
~ Ur back doesn’t get sore when bike riding coz u have ur own inbuilt cushioned seat. WHEEEEE!
~ We’re so lucky ladies :D coz fat people don’t get wrinkles ^_^ we flesh ‘em out!
~ Plus point for shopaholics as no size fits :D this saves money..also coz you have to try on everything you like the look of in a clothes shop to make sure it fits :D it’s an excuse to spend hours shopping :D
~ We carry a personal portable table with us :D while sitting we can use the space between belly and thigh like an extra hand LOL items u tuck there stay put and u just have to remove them before u stand up (Y) bio-furniture i guess :D
~ We're blessed with the protection of FILTER :) thanks to our body fat for which we never attarcts the ones who would just care about a person's body and face as an instrument for satisfaction and would never be interested in going beyond and considering other type of values But being fat has attracted the right people :) and has kept the shallow ones away :P
~ Another one...our laughs are incomparable :) thy r thick, warm and genuine :) *smile*
~ We're much more resilient than our thinner mates (Y) thy can’t take it man while we do for real!!
~ And yes i love how easy we float in the pool :D
so be a proud FATSO and have confidence in urself not in ur looks ;)
and i'll summerize this all in one line;
Allah made us very precious
and so we're protected by air bags around us :D
that prevent us from damage
and keep us safe ;)
Be thankful!
stay happy, stay FAT, stay blessed!!!
and so we're protected by air bags around us :D
that prevent us from damage
and keep us safe ;)
Be thankful!
stay happy, stay FAT, stay blessed!!!
P.S:
plus points mentioned above are not fictitious :P any resemblance to living or dead should be considered as support not a co-incidence :D
:) nice
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