
Doctors who operated my mom said they never had seen a 7 kg weighted baby who born 'LIKE A BOSS' having killer macho attitude like Arnold Schwarzenegger and boisterous tone with confidence of lady Gaga. According to the initial physical examination i was labelled as GIRL but later psychological tests proved it wrong :D My mom was proud of having a baby HULK as my other cousins, who were of same age, always looked like, the beauty used to look with the beast :D
'This made me realize the power of being big'
Brought up in that environment gave rise to the inborn 'gangsta' in me. Most of the times people refused to accept that I'm just 2 year old as i looked like that of 4. Soon my proud mom became demure and ashamed of being a mother of physically stout, sexually girl, psychologically boy and mentally alienate sort of specie :P but nothing and no one could have stopped me. Walking like a lioness in the entire house, followed by a group of cousins, ensures me that I'm the ultimate God-Father of this planet earth. Whenever any of my follower deny to obey me i just gave them a killer stare and

never remained same. As i grew more and more everyone started to get worried about my weight that was expanding like the US invasions. And maybe that similarity in expansion rate is the only reason I was adopting its characteristics of being more and more dominating, cunning, blunt and violent :D
Till the age of 2.5 years I was honored by my circle with the title of 'baby stunna' not because my mom dad bought that much cool stuff for me but for the fact that whenever i saw something cool and liked it, I exchange it according to the Barter System. I gave him/her a punch on face, fingerprint on cheek, kick on the ass or pat at the back and take that thing in return :D
Things might have gone in the same way but then the time to get admission at the school arrived. The time that changed my life from being Infant tsunami to someone else. What was that? How it changed me? Will surely update you some day :P
Stay tuned :D
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